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October 2026

Tottenham Need More Than A Europa Night
DE ZERBI QUIETLY BOUGHT THE OCTOBER WINDOW WE WERE OWED
THE THIRD KIT FINALLY MADE IT INTO THE BOARDROOM
De Zerbi Quietly Killed The Press Conference Cycle
DE ZERBI HAS A SHAPE THE BOARD CANNOT UNDO
De Zerbi Has Quietly Bought The Quiet Week Back
De Zerbi Finally Got The February Window He Was Owed
THE THIRD KIT FINALLY MADE IT ONTO THE PITCH
Spence Got The Ninth Cap And The Question Has Changed
De Zerbi Has Finally Found His Shape And Wenger Was Right All Alo
De Zerbi Finally Named Joao Pedro In The Starting Eleven
Djed Spence Got the Sixth Cap
Djed Spence Got The Eighth Cap And The FA Have Stopped Clapping
De Zerbi Finally Has A Front Three He Can Trust
Xavi Simons Got His Bow And The Pattern Is Familiar
PGMOL hired an arsonist to run the fire service
The Third Kit Is The Only One Telling The Truth
Saka's hamstring is the invoice for every minute we let England t
Palmer Is the Blueprint We Could Have Bought
Djed Spence Got The Fifth Cap And The FA Have Stopped Pretending
Djed Spence Got the England Cap and the Story Got Buried
Spence's Third Cap Tells The Story The Squad Never Gets
Djed Spence Got the Second Recall
Spence Got The Fourth Cap And The Pattern Is Obvious
Djed Spence Got the England Call and I've Seen This Film
Djed Spence Earned the Start, Not the Sympathy
Djed Spence Has Earned More Than a Ceremony
Djed Spence played 26 minutes
De Zerbi Rotated Anfield And Got It Exactly Right
De Zerbi To Italy Is The Question We Refuse To Ask
De Zerbi Has Not Lost the Dressing Room Yet
Sanchez is still starting and somehow we are still surprised
The break we needed
Romero was the captain we needed
The club finally said the quiet part out loud
Five captains is not a leadership plan

September 2026

Old Trafford is where we stop pretending (30 Sep)
Five-one at the Lane: the night we arrived (30 Sep)
Pochettino said what we always knew (30 Sep)
Manchester City were reportedly found guilty on almost every charge, and Tottenham kept the receipts (28 Sep)
Spurs Women beat Villa 4-0 and went second, and once again we had one against Villa that was not given (28 Sep)
Andy Robertson is four caps from Kenny Dalglish's record, and he will break it as a Tottenham player (27 Sep)
Three of our young players captained their countries on the same day, and all anyone wants to talk about is the table (26 Sep)
Two clean sheets and a centre-half with half our goals: the defence is not why we are bottom (25 Sep)
We finally scored, twice, and went bottom of the league on the same afternoon (24 Sep)
Three weeks to fix a season: the international break is the best thing on our fixture list (24 Sep)
La scintilla: Clive Allen found his spark against Villa, and we are one goal away from ours (19 Sep)
The last time we played Villa, we won at Villa Park and climbed out of the bottom three (18 Sep)
Pedro Porro is back for Saturday, and that is worth more than one line of team news (17 Sep)
Mohammed Kudus started at Anfield for the first time since January, and nobody made a thing of it (17 Sep)
De Zerbi came out of Anfield with credit, and you would never guess it from the coverage (17 Sep)
De Zerbi calling Maddison a special player was not a throwaway line (17 Sep)
They are calling Saturday a clash of crisis clubs, and only one side actually believes it (16 Sep)
Nobody ever asks why our kickoff times are the ones nobody wants (16 Sep)
Conor Gallagher just ended the goal drought at Anfield, and that is the headline (16 Sep)
Bringing in Omar Marmoush was real ambition, and nobody wants to credit us for it (15 Sep)
The screen never seems to work in our favor, and I have stopped calling that bad luck (15 Sep)
The stadium has its own trophy cabinet, and it is already full (15 Sep)
Andy Robertson chose us, and tonight he walks back into Anfield on the other side (15 Sep)
Kickoff at Anfield is hours away, and the narrative is already written (14 Sep)
Rotating the squad at Anfield is not disrespect, it is basic responsibility (14 Sep)
Anfield on Tuesday, and I like our chances more than anyone else will (13 Sep)
The real reason we are not scoring (13 Sep)
This is the one they don't want us to win (13 Sep)
The academy is the only trophy cabinet that never lies (13 Sep)
The manager, the players, and the fans: the only three things that aren't corrupt (13 Sep)
Another night, another nothing, and somehow that's on us (13 Sep)
Spursy is actually a compliment, actually (13 Sep)
Before the football, a word about Samaritans (12 Sep)
De Zerbi is doing more with less and nobody is saying it (11 Sep)
The league does not want us to win (9 Sep)
This stadium deserves better critics (8 Sep)
Job's a good 'un this week (7 Sep)
The Ballon d'Or nominee list says it all (5 Sep)
Why I started this blog (4 Sep)

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