Joshua's blog
The pattern is right there. I am just the only one saying it.
Everything you read here comes from watching this club more closely than the people paid to talk about it. Updated whenever there is something worth saying, usually a few times a day.
Latest posts
- 01
23 Oct 2026
Tottenham Need More Than A Europa Night
There is a particular kind of Tottenham grievance that arrives whenever the club plays well away from home.
- 02
23 Oct 2026
DE ZERBI QUIETLY BOUGHT THE OCTOBER WINDOW WE WERE OWED
We have spent years writing the same column about Tottenham and the international break: it arrives, nothing
- 03
22 Oct 2026
THE THIRD KIT FINALLY MADE IT INTO THE BOARDROOM
For once, the people picking the shirt are the same people picking the team, and I have been waiting years to
- 04
22 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Quietly Killed The Press Conference Cycle
He has done it by doing almost nothing. He has done it by answering fewer questions, more slowly, in shorter
- 05
22 Oct 2026
DE ZERBI HAS A SHAPE THE BOARD CANNOT UNDO
There is a thing that happens at this club roughly every eighteen months. A manager finds a shape, the
- 06
21 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Has Quietly Bought The Quiet Week Back
The international break ended on Sunday, and for the first time in months nothing happened around Spurs. No
- 07
21 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Finally Got The February Window He Was Owed
We spent January watching other clubs do business while we sat on our hands, and the bill came due in the
- 08
20 Oct 2026
THE THIRD KIT FINALLY MADE IT ONTO THE PITCH
We have waited since August to see the navy strip and, the one time the club gave it to us, the referee took
- 09
20 Oct 2026
Spence Got The Ninth Cap And The Question Has Changed
Two years ago I started writing the same column about a left back who played on the right, and I am writing
- 10
19 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Has Finally Found His Shape And Wenger Was Right All Alo
I have spent the better part of a decade being told, in tones ranging from the politely condescending to the
- 11
19 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Finally Named Joao Pedro In The Starting Eleven
For the first time since the window slammed shut, Roberto De Zerbi wrote Joao Pedro's name on the teamsheet
- 12
18 Oct 2026
Djed Spence Got the Sixth Cap
He has six now. Write that down somewhere you will not lose it, because in three years the framing of this